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IneverknewI..
IneverknewI..
Miccheckone-two
IneverknewI..
Whowouldaknew?
IneverknewI..
Who'daknown?
IneverknewI..
Fuckwhatastory
IneverknewI..
Motherfuckercomesout
IneverknewI..
andsellsacoupleofmillionrecords
IneverknewI..
Andthesemotherfuckershittheceiling
Idon'tdoblackmusic,Idon'tdowhitemusic
IneverknewI..
Imakefightmusic,forhighschoolkids
IputlivesatriskwhenIdrivelikethis{*tiresscreech*}
Iputwivesatriskwithaknifelikethis(AHHH!!)
Shit,youprobablythinkI'minyourtapedecknow
I'minthebackseatofyourtruck,withducttapestretchedout
Duckedthefuckwaydown,waitintostraightjumpout
putitoveryourmouth,andgrabyoubytheface,whatnow?
Oh-youwantmetowatchmymouth,how?
Takemyfuckineyeballsout,andturnemaround?
Look-I'llburnyourfuckinhousedown,circlearound
andhitthehydrant,soyoucan'tputyourburningfurnitureout
(OhmyGod!OhmyGod!)I'msorry,theremustbeamix-up
YouwantmetofixuplyricswhilethePresidentgetshisdicksucked?
{*ewwww*}Fuckthat,takedrugs,rapesluts
Makefunofgayclubs,menwhowearmake-up
Getaware,wakeup,getasenseofhumor
Quittryintocensormusic,thisisforyourkid'samusement
(Thekids!)Butdon'tblamemewhenlil'Ericjumpsoffoftheterrace
Youshouldabeenwatchinhim-apparentlyyouain'tparents
CauseIneverknewI,knewIwouldgetthisbig
IneverknewI,knewI'deffectthiskid
IneverknewI'd,gethimtoslithiswrist
IneverknewI'd,gethimtohitthisbitch
IneverknewI,knewIwouldgetthisbig
IneverknewI,knewI'deffectthiskid
IneverknewI'd,gethimtoslithiswrist
IneverknewI'd,gethimtohitthisbitch
Sowho'sbringinthegunsinthiscountry? (Hmm?)
Icouldn'tsneakaplasticpelletgunthroughcustomsoverinLondon
Andlastweek,IseenaSchwarzaneggarmovie
wherehe'sshootinallsortsofthesemotherfuckerswithauzi
Iseesthreelittlekids,upinthefrontrow,
screamin”Go,”withtheir17-year-oldUncle
I'mlike,”Guidance-ain'ttheygotthesamemomsanddads
whogotmadwhenIaskediftheylikedviolence?”
Andtoldmethatmytapetaught'emtoswear
Whataboutthemake-upyouallowyour12-year-olddaughtertowear?
(Hmm?) Sotellmethatyoursondoesn'tknowanycusswords
whenhisbusdriver'sscreaminathim,fuckinhimupworse
(”Gositthefuckdown,youlittlefuckinprick!”)
AndfuckwasthefirstwordIeverlearned
upinthethirdgrade,flippinthegymteacherthebird(Look!)
Soreadup,abouthowIusedtogetbeatup
peedon,beonfreelunch,andchangeschoolevery3months
Mylife'slikekindawhatmywife'slike(what?)
FuckedupafterIbeatherfuckinasseverynight,Ike
Sohowmucheasierwouldlifebe
if19millionmotherfuckersgrewtobejustlikeme?
CauseIneverknewI,knewIwouldgetthisbig
IneverknewI,knewI'deffectthiskid
IneverknewI'd,gethimtoslithiswrist
IneverknewI'd,gethimtohitthisbitch
IneverknewI,knewIwouldgetthisbig
IneverknewI,knewI'deffectthiskid
IneverknewI'd,gethimtoslithiswrist
IneverknewI'd,gethimtohitthisbitch
IneverknewI..knewI'd..
haveanewhouseoranewcar
AcoupleyearsagoIwasmorepoorerthanyouare
Idon'tgotthatbadofamouth,doI?
Fuckshitassbitchcunt,shooby-de-doo-wop(what?)
Skibbedy-be-bop,a-ChristopherReeves
SonnyBono,skishorsesandhittinsometrees(HEY!)
Howmanyretards'lllistentome
andrunupintheschoolshootinwhenthey'repissedata
teach-er,her,him,isityouisitthem?
”Wasn'tme,SlimShadysaidtodoitagain!”
Damn! Howmuchdamagecanyoudowithapen?
ManI'mjustasfuckedupasyouwouldabeen
ifyouwouldabeen,inmyshoes,whowouldathought
SlimShadywouldbesomethinthatyouwouldabought
thatwouldamadeyougetagunandshootatacop
Ijustsaidit-Iain'tknowifyou'ddoitornot
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